anyone know of any Nashville LARP?

anyone want to go on may 9th

so..we had some person, i wont say professional, cause this person was not, to take some pics of where we work for a magazine, well, no surprise the pics couldnt be used so they emailed us and told us to take some and us i mean the big wigs in the office.

so our supervisor comes to me on the weekend and asked if i had my camera still, i was taking pics of domo ;) and i said sure do but it only 5 megapixel, then she askes me, "ok but what dpi is it"

i pause...

its...5 megapixel is my replay

to which she explains why she needs it and they magazine company said it had to be a camera with 3000 dpi.

again i say..its 5 megapixel...

again she asks how much dpi is it..

i try to explain dpi is dot per inch, a printer term..its up to them to have a good printer, and now im thinking what magazine is this that is saying this crap..

then our service dept gets involved, tring to figure out how to make a camera take 3000 dpi.

i then pull up the info on the net explaining the terms and dpi...

so after armed with the new info..they pay someone to come in again and take some more pics, with a 3000 dpi camera..


it boggles me..how the magazine company our service dept was so misusing the term and when told and showed the prof of them..they just ignore it and act like nothing happened..

is this how the government works?

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law- abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
6. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
7. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
8. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
9. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
10. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
11. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
16. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
17. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

So, i heard EQ was offering its old players a change to come back and play for free and see what you have been missing :)

so i figured..why not? its free and its been about 5 years since i played..just to see how they upgraded...i mean..its free..just for the heck of it..

now i knew my old login id but not my pw, so i clicked the forgot pw link, then remembered i had used an old comcast id i no longer use so i had to remake the id to get the email..

so now i got my pw and id

so after looking on the net and there web site i found no info how to reactivate you old account with out paying, i found on there page saying were offering for old players to come back for free but not how to do it :(

so i just made a new account and tried the 14 day free ..i mean, i just wanted to see what it was like..

so i made a new toon, and clicked enter world...after 6 times of it not being able to connect to the server it finally did..and after 5 years of not playing, nothing has changed!

eek..and it took my 2 mins to finally say "DONE!" and log off

this friday..zoo..come on it will be fun!!!!!!!!

gonna say goodmoring to the animals!!!!

anyone want to go to the Zoo this weekend?

Went to Gatlinburg, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, and im pleased to say i had a great time.

went to the aquarium, movie motion ride and haunted exp.


the aquarium was freaken wonderful, i love the one in New Jersey and I love this one also, walking under all the fishes is cool i was acting just like a school kid :)

the prices were not all like a tourist trap you would expect..even walking up the streets at all the shops everything was priced normally.

the haunted exp scared the HELL out of amanda which was fun as hell to watch :) i know, im a bad dad but dang it was funny :)

were going back next month but sad to say amanda has stated she will not do the haunted exp :)

Let me rephrase that..i would love messing with ya even if McCain won :), i just love pointing out how two faced you are, dear god Jim you are right, I am the comdian :)

Dont get me wrong , I called BS on Bush but i hate you sob's who will called it on Bush but not on Obama.


When i pined down some peeps at work about the new cabinet was supposed to bring a change a new wind with new people and are made of clinton past peeps there was no answer.

when ased about the bill with the tons of earmarks the only responce was that it was an old bill..when i asked that he has to sign all of Bushes old policies there was no responce..

last night, Obama made a joke about something, i really dont know, but it had to do with special olympics...i just heard something on the radio on the way to work and tried to look it up on my iphone quick, i tried USA today and google, no mention..

i asked when i got at work they said it was about his bowling or something and how it was bad, i just stated that if bush said it, it would have been all over the place..

now there voice is getting louder.."if bush made any statement that was truly a joke and not him just talking shit", so its ok to make funny of special olympics i ask, if you call shit on bush all i ask is you call it on your favorite president also..

now there voice is yelling "bush blah hate blah suck blah"

i just smile..knowing i did get the last laugh

If you had to pick one song to define a genre of music...what would you pick?

go see it..

also..read this
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=67077201&blogId=475266763

i need some good ones ;)
what ya got

i upgraded to one :)
woot..im like a kid with a new toy

so get this..its no secret i play World of warcraft with my wife ;) and its no secret ray from work is a dick who dosent like me because when my children were about, 5 and 6 he wanted me to leave them alone at 9 at night to bring him cigs because he didnt want to get off his fat ass and get them himself and since i didnt he feels that im a bad person, that just shows you the type of person this guy is..


well me and heather are playing wow and i hear from "what the.." and "ewwww.." from becca, i look over and heather asks do i know a guy named maelpahdor, i tell her it seems ray has moved to our server for some reason, i guess he pissed off every one he was on and had to move, but i ask whats going on, seems out of no where he sends her a tell, "hey i heard you were easy, is that true" and when she responds "no" his come back with "well, are you hard yet."

So i have heather put him on ignore and we report him to a GM for harassing her.

The next day i ask Jer and Chris did they tell ray heather was the character she was on, chris said he did but ray told them both he didnt want no drama with him coming over to this server..but what does he do? tries to stirr it up.

and it seems Chris and jer invited him to there guild and heather also belongs to that guild on her toons and now really wants to quit it because hes there, and that sucks cause she likes the guild.

sad this is my daughter had to see how this fat sick man is and the funny thing is it seems he wants woman with dicks..i guess ray likes the cock and just never told us..things ya learn :)

Ok, due to the zombie sickness going around, i had it, have it again, heather has it, shadowmacner_xx is dead i think..so movie night for tonight is off..but will try for it next weekend

Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough. See also Teabagging.

Bear Claw
A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Beef Curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

Brunski
When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)

The Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)

Butter Face
When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.


tomorrow is the letters C and D :)

So another movie night has come and gone...not as much booze this time, i think last time a little to much was consumed ;)

so after ordering some pizza and everyone finished with talking we settled down for some movie watching....and we watched...

repo the genetic opera...

OH MY GOD this movie sucked dirty slimy donkey balls.

i had such high hopes, i read some stuff about it on the net and it sounded like an interesting story..and the fact i love musicals also could only be a plus..

it seems that during the interview process of the actors the only question was, "can you sing? no? you are hired!"

i mean it had the guy from buffy, the professor, i'm assuming he needed a check, but god even he was bad in it.

i have to admit jeff did try to warn me about it..but he said he only got to watch 20 mins before his dvd stopped working..so i was hoping it was just gonna get better.....it did not!!!

mark fell asleep on the floor and jeff farted on him and tea bagged him....one should not fall asleep around drunk people..i just wish i had my camera out to capture that magic moment.

so..who is up for next weekend movie night...jeff will not be with us next week so no danger of being farted on or tea bagged..unless your into that and i can do it to you if you like ;)

now for next week, i know the rule of movie week is not to tell what the next movie will be but i think were gonna change that just for next week..jim is gonna bring over "blade runner" the special edition..ive always liked this movie, and only saw one version of it and i know they have like 27 different ones out now..but want to see how it holds up to my memories ;)

i know everyone is thinking.."hey..what happened to movie night last week?" well..i had the plague so it was canceled for last week ;)... but did get better ..

so would anyone be interested in more movie nights? some roleplaying nights? whats your thoughts ;)

help me out people..

if i was running a contest...and you all entered...and the winner of the contest was me..

what would you think?